April 2011
I'm Horny...Like All The Fucking Time
God, Why Did You Make Me Black? →
Lord, Why Did You Make Me Black… Why did you make someone the world would hold back? Black is the color of dirty clothes, Of grimy hands and feet… Black is the color of darkness, Of tired beaten streets… Why did you give me thick lips, A broad nose and and kinky hair? Why did you create someone Who receives the hated stare? Black is the color of the bruised eye When someone gets hurt… Black...
A Bus Full of Ugly People Had An Accident
All of them died.
Before entering heaven, they were given one wish.
The 1st said: Make me beautiful.
And it happened.
The rest followed with the same wish.
When it came to the last person, he was laughing.
The voice asked him, ”Why was he laughing?”
Voice: What is your wish?
Last person: Make them all ugly again!
❒Single ❒Taken ✔I Just Want Some Good Head
Best Friends
rudivandisarzio:
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
…And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
…And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.
Thoughts...
I think I’m giving up on LOVE.
Thoughts...
I need to rearrange my Tumblr. New Design. New Layout. New Shit!
